Der Zerbrochene Krug by Heinrich von Kleist

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By Nicholas Ortiz Posted on Dec 25, 2025
In Category - Law & Society
Kleist, Heinrich von, 1777-1811 Kleist, Heinrich von, 1777-1811
German
Imagine a judge trying to solve a crime while desperately hiding that he's the criminal! That's the hilarious and brilliant setup of 'The Broken Jug.' A village judge named Adam wakes up with a black eye and a broken water jug in his room, just as a court inspector arrives. The case? A mysterious vandal broke a prized jug in a young woman's home the night before. As Adam tries to lead the investigation, every witness he calls seems to point the finger right back at him. It's a masterclass in dramatic irony—you watch him squirm, lie, and tie himself in knots, all while trying to keep his job and reputation. Think of it as a 19th-century courtroom farce that's still laugh-out-loud funny and surprisingly sharp about power and hypocrisy.
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“He is reputed to be a wise and hardy man,” said his informant. “We shall test his wisdom and his hardihood.” “He is,” that gossip whispered--“he is a magician.” “I will magician him,” cried Finnian angrily. “Where does that man live?” He was informed, and he proceeded to that direction without delay. In no great time he came to the stronghold of the gentleman who followed ancient ways, and he demanded admittance in order that he might preach and prove the new God, and exorcise and terrify and banish even the memory of the old one; for to a god grown old Time is as ruthless as to a beggarman grown old. But the Ulster gentleman refused Finnian admittance. He barricaded his house, he shuttered his windows, and in a gloom of indignation and protest he continued the practices of ten thousand years, and would not hearken to Finnian calling at the window or to Time knocking at his door. But of those adversaries it was the first he redoubted. Finnian loomed on him as a portent and a terror; but he had no fear of Time. Indeed he was the foster-brother of Time, and so disdainful of the bitter god that he did not even disdain him; he leaped over the scythe, he dodged under it, and the sole occasions on which Time laughs is when he chances on Tuan, the son of Cairill, the son of Muredac Red-neck. CHAPTER II Now Finnian could not abide that any person should resist both the Gospel and himself, and he proceeded to force the stronghold by peaceful but powerful methods. He fasted on the gentleman, and he did so to such purpose that he was admitted to the house; for to an hospitable heart the idea that a stranger may expire on your doorstep from sheer famine cannot be tolerated. The gentleman, however, did not give in without a struggle: he thought that when Finnian had grown sufficiently hungry he would lift the siege and take himself off to some place where he might get food. But he did not know Finnian. The great abbot sat down on a spot just beyond the door, and composed himself to all that might follow from his action. He bent his gaze on the ground between his feet, and entered into a meditation from which he would Only be released by admission or death. The first day passed quietly. Often the gentleman would send a servitor to spy if that deserter of the gods was still before his door, and each time the servant replied that he was still there. “He will be gone in the morning,” said the hopeful master. On the morrow the state of siege continued, and through that day the servants were sent many times to observe through spy-holes. “Go,” he would say, “and find out if the worshipper of new gods has taken himself away.” But the servants returned each time with the same information. “The new druid is still there,” they said. All through that day no one could leave the stronghold. And the enforced seclusion wrought on the minds of the servants, while the cessation of all work banded them together in small groups that whispered and discussed and disputed. Then these groups would disperse to peep through the spy-hole at the patient, immobile figure seated before the door, wrapped in a meditation that was timeless and unconcerned. They took fright at the spectacle, and once or twice a woman screamed hysterically, and was bundled away with a companion’s hand clapped on her mouth, so that the...

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Heinrich von Kleist's 'The Broken Jug' is a one-act comedy that feels like watching a slow-motion train wreck you can't look away from—and it's absolutely hilarious.

The Story

The play opens in the chaotic courtroom of Judge Adam. He's nursing a fresh black eye and trying to hide a broken jug when a strict court inspector, Walter, shows up for a surprise visit. Their morning is interrupted by a new case: a villager, Frau Marthe, accuses a young man, Ruprecht, of smashing her precious heirloom jug. As the trial unfolds, witness after witness is called. Each piece of evidence—a lost wig, a torn coat, a frantic escape through a window—gets us closer to the truth. And that truth points directly to the judge himself. The whole play is the spectacle of Adam trying to judge a crime he committed, digging himself a deeper hole with every question he asks.

Why You Should Read It

What makes this play so good isn't just the clever plot. It's the pure, cringe-worthy comedy of watching a person in authority completely unravel. You're always three steps ahead of the characters in the courtroom, which makes every clumsy lie and desperate excuse funnier. Beneath the laughs, Kleist pokes at serious ideas: how people abuse power, the silly rituals of law, and how easy it is for a respected person to be a total mess in private. The characters aren't deep, but they're perfect for the joke—from the blustering Adam to the shrewd inspector who slowly pieces it all together.

Final Verdict

This is a perfect pick if you enjoy clever comedies, classic plays that don't feel stuffy, or stories where the guilty party is hilariously obvious to everyone but the people on stage. It's short, fast-paced, and the humor holds up incredibly well. If you've ever wanted to try German classic literature but were worried it would be too heavy, start with this jug. It's a riot.



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Logan Miller
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I stumbled upon this title and the emotional weight of the story is balanced perfectly. Highly recommended.

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